You Wouldn't Believe the Number of Times I've Sat Down To Listen To Patients Concerns, Only for Their Phones Go Off ! & What's With the Dance Music (Ringtones), all Cheerful & Energetic! I Mean Last I Checked My Patients Are all Depressed & Obese. The Irony is Killing Me! To Make Matters Worse They Always Answer, Have a Lengthy Chat & Then Apologise!
I Want To Pull My Hair Out!
Well Now I've Decided...
If You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em!
I've Been Sat in This Chair Since 9am (That's 5 Hours)... I'm Not Amused... I Best Go Stretch My Legs Before the Next Lot of Patients are Due... That's if I Can Unglue My Bottom From its Current Temporary Residence!!
Come a Little Closer... Come a Little Closer
Turn Another Page in the Story of What's Waiting for You
Step into the Wonder... Step into the Wonder
Of Everything You've Pictured, as it Comes into View
Just Like We... (Oh) Just Like We... (Yeah!)
Just Like We Dreamed it!
Once Upon a Time Used To Be Long Long Ago
Used To Be Far Far Away
Look How Far We've Come Today
Once Upon a Time is Suddenly Right Here & Now
Right Before Our Eyes
This Happy Ending's Just Beginning & Much To My Surprise
It's Just Like We Dreamed it
As Far as I Can See
It's Just Like We Dreamed it
As Good as Good Can Be
& I Know it's so Much Better
'Cause We Dreamed it up Together
Just Like We Dreamed it, to life! Magically...
First it was Mad Cow Disease, Then (the) SARS Virus, then Bird Flu & Now Swine Flu!
If I See One More Patient Who Thinks Their Infected With the 'Whatever's on TV Virus'... I'll Give Them a Flu To Be Worried About... 'Made in Pakiland'... Specially Produced at the Bottom of a Village Swimming Pool (aka the Village Sewage Collection)...
Doctors Are Calling for a Tax on Chocolate To Tackle the Problem of Obesity... I'm Surprised...
(Why?...) Because at My Surgery Patients Will Blame Everything But Chocolate for Their Excess Weight. P.S. I love Chocolate (& I'm Slim*) & am Sick of Being Penalised for Other Peoples Lack of Disclipine! What Next? Health Warnings & Pictures of Obese People on Wrappers (as With Cigarettes)! Grow Up (no Pun Intended... Grow = Body Size lol).
NB = Obese = BMI over 30
Did You Have Any Formal Sex Education at School?
Unlike Today (Where Kids Are Taught At Primary School), My Generation Didn't Get Any Teaching About the 'Birds & the Bees' Until... We Hit the Geriatric Stage!
Yup We Missed Out All Together! We Can Thank Our Parents for That! They Must Have Thought We Knew About it Already (Hence Their Calls for Extra Maths & Science Instead!).
Home Schooling for the Subject Was a No No. So God Knows Where They Thought We Learnt it From?
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